Who's Guarding the Guards That Stand at the Gates?

If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments?

Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic.

You have been warned.

Bring on

the Sex Tapes

Edited For The Masses.

The Depths That You Sink to for the Abuse.

We're Gone.

2019 Tour Dates

June 1. 2019

L'Hémisphère Gauche :: Montreal

July 10. 2019

The Rainbow :: Ottawa

November 16. 2019

Cafe Dekcuf :: Ottawa

More Dates Coming Soon

We're with the Band

Colin Icon :: Lead Guitar & Vocals

Chris Icon :: Bass Guitar & Vocals

Ben Icon :: Drums & Vocals

Scott Icon :: Lead Vocals & Rythm Guitar

Booking & Media


+1 613 769 4131

Copyright 2019 :: Pop Culture Icons :: We Do As We Fucking See Fit

There's Nothing Here That Hasn't Been Said.

So Long.